Funky Trunks Mens Classic Briefs - Stick Stack
Code: FT35MSTICKSTACK
Print: Stick Stack
Finally, a solution for discarded plastic straws! Our brilliant researchers have discovered that if you heat them to temperatures just shy of the sun’s surface, then mix them together with super-adhesive toxic glue we can create gorgeous swimwear fabric to sit snug against your body. The air bubbles trapped in the tubes stuck in the fabric will give you extra buoyancy in the water, and if you lose your milkshake straw, just whip off your swimwear and start sucking up the good stuff.
This print is a repeating pattern so each product will look slightly different. We can’t guarantee that what you see in a photo is exactly what you’ll get, but it does mean you will be an individual!
Be sure to grab some Sun Bum Sunscreen Lotion SPF 50+ 237ml for those sunny beach days!!